Monday, September 26, 2011

A fat man fell on me.

I was sitting facing forward on the Metro today and an older Middle Eastern man got on at Universal station. The forward facing seat in front of me was open and he hesitated to sit down and the train doors closed and the train lurched forward forcing the standing man into my lap.

I tried to break his fall with my hands but he was quite heavy and between falling in my lap and my wrists aching with his body weight I now think he thinks we are engaged.

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